Um

I'm a slacker. First post of the new year, and it's almost the end of January.

I want to write a blog post, but I don't know what about.

I do know that I want it to be clever and witty. Something that people will text me about later. They'd say things like "No way, really?" and "wow, that totally made my day. Awesome."

I've yet to have this happen to me. About any of my posts. And there's about a year's worth on here too. But maybe some day.

However, even after all of this delaying and random spouting about nothing, I still have no topic. So you'll have to make do with this:

Think about it.