So-cal's Answer to Dick and Jane.
Not only does it teach you how to read,
and how to use bodacious surfing lingo,
but it teaches you to not harsh on anyone's mellow, to share,
to play air guitar to jukeboxes, and most importantly
to run away to the beach for more surfing if your parents question you about homework.
Bail, Dude, Bail!
What more can one ask from a book?
(To see the rest of this totally righteous story, come to the library. It's a bodacious place, dude. Way non-bogus.)