"I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: 'There is no Santa Claus,' she jeered. 'Even dummies know that!'
"My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true.
"Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. 'No Santa Claus!'
she snorted. 'Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let's go.'
"'Go? Go where, Grandma?' I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world-famous, cinnamon bun.
"'Where' turned out to be Kerby's General Store, the one store in town that had a little bit of just about everything. As we walked through its doors, Grandma handed me ten dollars. That was a bundle in those days. 'Take this money,' she said, 'and buy something for someone who needs it. I'll wait for you in the car.' Then she turned and walked out of Kerby's.
"I was only eight years old. I'd often gone shopping with my mother, but never had I shopped for anything all by myself. The store seemed big and crowded, full of people scrambling to finish their Christmas shopping. For a few moments I just stood there, confused, clutching that ten- dollar bill, wondering what to buy, and who on earth to buy it for...
"I thought of everybody I knew: my family, my friends, my neighbors, the kids at school, the people who went to my church. I was just about thought out, when I suddenly thought of Bobby Decker. He was a kid with bad breath and messy hair, and he sat right behind me in Mrs. Pollock's grade-two class. Bobby Decker didn't have a coat. I knew that because he never went out for recess during the winter. His mother always wrote a note, telling the teacher that he had a cough, but all we kids knew that Bobby Decker didn't have a cough, and he didn't have a coat. I fingered the ten-dollar bill with growing excitement. I would buy Bobby Decker a coat!
"I settled on a red corduroy one that had a hood to it. It looked real warm, and he would like that. 'Is this a Christmas present for someone?' the lady behind the counter asked kindly, as I laid my ten dollars down.
"'Yes,' I replied shyly. 'It's ... for Bobby.'
"The nice lady smiled at me.
"I didn't get any change, but she put the coat in a bag and wished me a Merry Christmas.
"That evening, Grandma helped me wrap the coat in Christmas paper and ribbons (a little tag fell out of the coat, and Grandma tucked it in her Bible) and wrote, 'To Bobby, From Santa Claus' on it -- Grandma said that Santa always insisted on secrecy. Then she drove me over to Bobby Decker's house, explaining as we went that I was now and forever officially one of Santa's helpers. Grandma parked down the street from Bobby's house, and she and I crept noiselessly and hid in the bushes by his front walk. Then Grandma gave me a nudge. 'All right, Santa Claus,' she whispered, 'get going.'
"I took a deep breath, dashed for his front door, threw the present down on his step, pounded his doorbell and flew back to the safety of the bushes and Grandma. Together we waited breathlessly in the darkness for the front door to open. Finally it did, and there stood Bobby.
"Fifty years haven't dimmed the thrill of those moments spent shivering, beside my Grandma, in Bobby Decker's bushes. That night, I realized that those awful rumors about Santa Claus were just what Grandma said they were: ridiculous. Santa was alive and well, and we were on his team.
"I still have the Bible, with the tag tucked inside: $19.95. He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree."
Like I said before, I do have a tendency to make these posts a whole heck of a lot longer than I ever intend them to be. Which pretty much just means that less people will read them. Oh well. But I'm just going to summarize everything that went down here.
1. I did not just try to tell everyone that they should teach their kids Santa. Like I said, I don't care what you teach your kids. That's your prerogative.
2. I did make this post to poke a little bit of fun at people with ideas too extreme for logic. I always think it's hilarious when people are so zealous about something that they start spouting things that make little or no sense.
3. When it comes to legitimate concerns, the answer doesn't have anything to do with Santa himself. It has everything to do with the worldly vs. Spiritual spin you put on the Christmas traditions you celebrate.
4. Really, Santa is a non-issue. There are way, way, way too many more important things to worry about as a parent than whether or not you teach Santa to your kids. Which is why I said I don't actually care which choice you made. At all. I just thought it was amusing to talk about some of the silly things that people come up with.
I think that pretty much summarizes it. Thanks for sticking around this long. I appreciate readers all the time. :)