Things I am currently shaking my fist at whilst yelling "Curse you Red Baron!":
-Summer toys. I don't have money for you! Why must you tantalize me so?
- Men who are hot AND can sing AND live near me but are still quite wrong for me. Why must you be so dang attractive anyway?
- Grocery stores. I am in constant disappointment at how easily 69 cent things can suddenly add up into a 90$ grocery purchase.
- Christopher Paolini. Don't even get me started.
- J. K. Rowling. Why must you be so dang awesome? Most of the time it's great, but sometimes it's really intimidating.
- Glee. Why must you make me be addicted to you?
- Chocolate. Why must you make me be addicted to you?
- Donuts. Why must you make me be addicted to you? (Are you sensing a trend here?)
- Showers. Why must you be so annoying AND so frequent? I wouldn't hate you so very much if the results lasted a little longer. It's a losing battle.
- Married and engaged friends. Why must you disappear from the face of the planet?
- 5$ movie racks. I don't have money for you! Stop tempting me!
- My dancing skills. Why must you suck?
- My wallet. Why must you be so empty?
That is all. Now here is a funny picture:
1 comment:
In my defense I lost contact with you when you went to college and resurfaced married many years later... So yeah. I also agree with you on SO many of these.
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