I just thought I'd let you be as amused as me at this.
Jerusha Renstrom is a 60-something year old lady that runs the Lindon theatre. Sometimes I get emails from her about stuff that's going to play there, or if there's any auditions. I don't go to any of them, but I like to see if anything interesting is going to play. Anyway, recently her email was hacked into, and some random person sent this email out to most of the people on her mailing list: